Writing is my full time job. I work about 8-12 hours a day,
taking breaks to eat, yell at my kids,
and sleep.
 
Thank God for that chamber pot
under the desk. It's saved me countless hours.
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Here's a pic I use for promo. My wife
thought my previous author photos were all too snooty.
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Most people take their families to Disneyworld for
vacation.
I took my family to the very first Kentucky Fried Chicken.
You got to have your priorities in order.
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Meeting your heroes is always a disappointment,
especially in this case.
Spiderman should have known this was
about to happen by using his Spider-Sense, right?
Well, he didn't.
As I said, disappointing.
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Though I write about a character
named Jack Daniels, I enjoy alcohol in all of its forms.
In
moderation, of course.
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Right after this picture was
taken, I spit $150
champagne all over my
living room rug.
The bubbles got up my nose.
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I'm an adrenalin junkie. It's a dangerous
life, but I can't help myself.
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Charlie Brown was wrong.
Happiness isn't a
warm puppy.
It's a closet full of import beer.
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I brew my own beer, which is the best
hobby in
the world. As an added bonus,
my house smells like a brewery.
Life is good.
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Here are some snooty photos of me
trying to look like a respectable author.
 
Apparently, I equate
respectable with constipated.
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In reality, I'm very down to
earth. I'll never forget my humble
beginnings, washing car windows on I-90 for 25 cents a pop.
It was a difficult job,
because on the expressway, cars are going 65 mph.
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This is my very first writing
check. I have a copy of it, framed and sitting on my desk. Proof
that 12 years of hard work can pay off.
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Having a seven-year-old, I visit Chuck E. Cheese on a daily basis.
 
Thank God they serve
liquor.
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One of life's highpoints is having my fans
send me flowers and balloons.
Okay, you caught me. My wife sent me
the flowers and balloons. Thanks, Maria!
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Hanging out with Barbara D'Amato and Stephen Booth.
I'm letting you guess which is which.
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Multiple pictures of me with my mouth open, which is how I'm often
spotted.
 
 
The cute chick I'm with is Kelly Montee, aka bestselling author
PJ Parrish.
To the right of Kelly is a pic of me winning the Love is Murder
People's Choice Award for Talking Too Much (or maybe it was Best
First Novel).
Below that, doing a reading at Bouchercon and a signing at World
Horror Con.
Does anyone know how to use Photoshop to make me look thinner?
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