Fear not, Kimi. Rejoice! My life is worse than yourn.
Can you beat this?
Some long time ago, I awoke early one morning, awash in sleepiness, fog bound in a dream about winning lotto numbers. In this dream, I saw a old friend reading from a small black book containing future winning lotto numbers. I tried to read over my friend's shoulder but the numbers were spinning around in a state of flux.
The dream was so vivid, I just knew for certain it was an omen of good fortune.
My eyes were drawn to the clock on the nightstand. The time was 4:43 AM. Then, in a blink of an eye, the clock changed to 4:44. Taking this as a sign of good fortune, that night I spent the last nine dollars in my pocket to buy nine 3 digit Daily Lotto tickets, each with the same number 443. The payout would be nine times 500 dollars. All cash! I was certain, like no other time in my life, that the number would hit that night. What a joy!
That night, my family and I gathered around the TV to watch the drawing results live. I explained what had happened to me earlier that morning as I gave each one of four children a ticket. I gave two tickets to my wife, and held onto the three remaining tickets tightly. Moments later, the magic unfolded.
In complete silence, the drawing started with the number 4. I could feel the anticipation in the room growing as the second number 4 quickly appeared. Everyone was spellbound. What I said was coming true, right before their eyes. Oh what a feeling! Then the third number appeared. Another 4. The number was 444, the second number on the clock.
No one spoke. Not even me. That is a true story. That was on the day before I took up editing for cash. I was sure, and still am sure, editing for cash is the road to riches.
