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I teach two adult education courses at the College of Dupage in Glen Ellyn. The first is a one-night class called How to Land a Literary Agent. The second is an five week fiction writing and marketing course called Go Pro: How to Write and Sell Your Fiction. Because these are adult education, you do not need to be enrolled in the college to attend. You can register online at www.cod.edu or by calling 1-630-942-2482.

I'll be teaching the follow agent class on Sept 21 at 7pm-10pm.

"Get Represented: How to Land a Literary Agent"
 
We all know the Catch-22 of publishing-- you can’t get published without a literary agent, and you can’t get an agent without being published. But this is not true! Instructor Joe Konrath had three agents (and offers from a dozen more), without publishing a single word. Whether you write fiction or non fiction, this course can show you how to get a New York agent’s full attention. Bring a snack, your book proposal, and your questions about the publishing industry.

OBJECTIVES

1. Research where and how to find agents.
2. Gain an understanding of what agents want.
3. Learn how to successfully market yourself to agents.
4. Discover the difference between good and bad agents.
5. Create a submission package that brings you to the top of the slush pile.
6. Learn the art of pitching.

TOPICAL OUTLINE

Session 1: Get Represented

a. What an agent does. b. Why you need an agent. c. Where to find agents. d. What agents are looking for. e. The Agent Submission-- selling yourself to NY. f. Good and bad agents. g. What to do when you gain agent interest. h. Working with your agent. i. The irresistible pitch.

This is a three hour course with a fifteen minute break. I would need an overhead projector (to put some writing up on screen). Students will get a handout which includes some sample query submissions, notes on self promotion and pitching, and a list of places to find agents. They'll also get my email address and are free to contact me after class with any further questions.  

"Go Pro: Surefire Steps To Selling Your Fiction"
 
Want to learn the exact steps to getting your fiction published? This class will take you from "needs a little work" to your first contract. Learn what agents and editors really want, master rewriting and polishing, research paying markets, write query letters, and submit your work-- all in one term. Bring one short story (at any stage of development) and your dreams.

Textbook: 2007 Novel & Short Story Writer’s Market, Writer’s Digest Books.

Instructor Joe Konrath recently signed a three book deal with Hyperion Press for six figures. His first novel, WHISKEY SOUR, comes out in hardcover Spring 2004. Joe broke into the incredibly tough fiction market using the same techniques he teaches in this class.

OBJECTIVES

1. Build critiquing and editing skills.
2. Research and select likely markets for specific genres.
3. Master query letter formats.
4. Master submission techniques.
5. Submit one completed manuscript to a professional market.

TOPICAL OUTLINE

Session 1: Mastering the Critique

a. Introductions. Discussions of individual goals. b. Explanation of the Crit Sheet system (rating the Hook, Conflict, Characters, Setting/Mood, Pace/Style, Resolution, Spelling/Grammar, and Enjoyment on a 1-5 scale). c. Read sample story. d. Group critique and discussion.

Assignment: Bring a short story to class, with enough copies for every student plus the instructor.

Session 2: Rewriting and Self-Editing

a. Subjective vs. Objective. b. Murdering helper words, exposition, backstory, and passive voice. c. Reading your own writing. d. The double edged sword that is praise. e. Distance and scissors, less is more. f. Student critiques.

Assignment: Schedule at home critiques, all students who were critiqued this session must bring in the revision next class.

Session 3: Conflict, Conflict, Conflict

a. The essence of dramatic structure. b. Opposition, stakes, resolution. c. Torturing your protagonist. d. Answering the posed question. e. Student critiques.

Assignment: Schedule at home critiques, all students who were critiqued this session must bring in the revision next class.

Session 4: Marketing Intensive

a. Everybody’s selling something. b. Finding your target; discovering professional markets. c. Submission guidelines, standard and specific. d. The lure of the irresistible product. e. Other market sources. f. Student critiques.

Assignment: Schedule at home critiques, all students who were critiqued this session must bring in the revision next class.

Session 5: Irresistible Query Letters

a. Query ingredients (Greeting, Hook, Bio, Closing). b. Sample queries. c. Standing out in the herd. d. The slick trick. e. Student critiques.

Assignment: Students must devise a first draft query letter for the story they’ve been workshopping. Schedule at home critiques, all students who were critiqued this session must bring in the revision next class.

Session 6: Surfing the Drowning Pool (the importance of rejection)

a. "The Days" reading. b. Tales of woe (great author rejection stories). c. Inevitable and necessary. d. There is no conspiracy. e. Inevitability equation/magic number. f. Coping mechanisms. g. Story critiques, query letter readings.

Assignment: Final polishes on short stories, all students who read their query letters this session must bring the revision next class.

Session 7: The Lowdown on Agents and Editors

a. One writer’s story. b. What agents want. c. The steps to landing a good agent. d. What editors want. e. the steps to landing a good editor. f. Final query letter readings.

Assignment: All students who read their query letters this session must bring the revision next class. Everyone brings in final package (query letter, story, envelope, postage).

Session 8: Contracts, Rights, and Writing Scams

a. Terms in a contract. b. What rights am I selling? c. Book doctors and freelance editors. d. Vanity presses and POD. e. Fee charging agents. f. Good and bad contests. g. Ebooks and internet sales. h. Celebrity guest visit (a published author) and final group discussion of goals.

Assignment: Mail out those query packages!